Screw Tiger Woods (oh, whoops!)—the biggest news of the week is Justin Bieber’s shocking revelation in the highbrow tween publication Twist magazine.
The Biebs shares some tidbits from his Holidays past, then drops this bombshell about what he really wants for Christmas:
“I had everything I wanted so that was good, but I’ve actually never had a crush during the holidays….I’m single right now, so you can put that out there if you want!”
Single, you say??? But all your songs are about cars and hangin’ with the bros and gangster sh*t like that…..oh wait… no they’re not. They’re about the difficulties of finding love (despite being a millionaire teen hearthrob superstar adored by every girl in the country who hasn’t gotten a learner’s permit yet).
In case you missed his persistent hinting, this kid is all about romancin’ the ladies, y’see. Just look at sweet, cooing examples from his hit album My World. I think he’s trying to tell us something!
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